But not really, because the kidnappers pretty much let Kelsea wander free. Man, her new guards are really, really good looking. Seriously, where the fuck is the girl? Oh, well, the Red Queen will think about that later. She's spent the last 19 years searching for her.

Meanwhile, the Red Queen of Mortmesne is wonder where the fuck Kelsea is. They're slowly making their way to the castle. Her mother, the late Queen Elyssa has died, and it is time for Kelsea to claim the throne. The Summary: Kelsea Raleigh is the new Queen of the Tearling. Bilbo Baggins could have gone there and back again, and then make another round around Middle Earth, and sure, why not-take a few years to flutter around Rivendell chilling with the elves in the time it took this book to go anywhere. Not since The Hobbit have I been so fucking bored out of my mind. A good 30% of the book is devoted to traveling. This was also the most intensely painful reading experience I have ever had due to the sheer length of the book, aggravated by the fact that the book just dragged on and on and on without a point. They compared the characters to that of Game of Thrones.Ī thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters could write a book that is more similar to those works than anything this book has to offer. They compared to the world-building to that of The Hunger Games. The copywriter who wrote this book's summary compares it to The Hunger Games and Game of Thrones they have clearly read neither. When I die, I want inscribed on my gravestone 'She Read The Queen of the Tearling.' Call me unambitious, but that shall be counted among my proudest accomplishments, because never have I ever read a more painfully long, worthless book. How could a woman who looked so old still place so much importance on being attractive? Kelsea saw now that there was something far worse than being ugly: being ugly and thinking you were beautiful.Because how DARE anyone ugly have confidence in themselves. What does see when she looks in the mirror? Kelsea wondered.

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